“It is pointless trying to know where the chain leads. Think only of the first hash. The rest will come.” #bitkoans
— aLikelyGrue (@aLikelyGrue) May 7, 2016
Novice: Is it the wind moving the boat, or the boat moving the wind?
— Marsh Ray (@marshray) May 7, 2016
Master: Neither, for it is the blockchain moving all things.#bitkoans
Novice: what is crypto?
— the grugq (@thegrugq) May 6, 2016
Master: the nature of crypto is to be not fiat currency, stable like gold, but ephemeral, like mtgox #bitkoans
.@thegrugq A monk asked Satoshi, "Does a dog have Blockchain-nature?" Satoshi replied, "He has Dogecoin." #bitkoans
— Anthony C. Kava (@anthonykava) May 6, 2016
@thegrugq Student: I have achieved BTC enlightenment.
— SąɱųŗąïAƈŧųąℓ 警備侍 (@SecureSamurai) May 6, 2016
Master: How do you feel?
Student: As miserable as ever.#bitkoans
Master: today I will teach you Satoshi nature?
— the grugq (@thegrugq) May 6, 2016
Novice: what is Satoshi nature?
Master: STOP PRESSURING ME!#bitkoans
A monk asked Satoshi: “Why do you not sign a challenge msg?” Satoshi answered: “signing proves nothing!” The monk was englightened#bitkoans
— the grugq (@thegrugq) May 7, 2016
Student: "master, when will my transaction confirm?"
— Matthew Zipkin (@MatthewZipkin) May 7, 2016
Master: "count to 2^256"#bitkoans
#bitkoans pic.twitter.com/DkbuVnZRRF
— Nadim Kobeissi (@kaepora) May 7, 2016
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